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1. What’s the difference between Mila and Tekwa?
Answer: Waray pareho hira Chinese.
2. What’s the differnce between TRAPOS and Leaders?
Answer: An trapo waray pagkatapos an pagginastos pagkanandidato. An ”lider” sige la an pagkinarawat han gingiginastos han “trapo”.
3. What’s the difference between a Calbayognon and Catbaloganon?
Answer: An Calbayognon ginbubut-an an mga Catbaloganon. An Catbaloganon sige la an sunodsunod han mga Calbayognon.
4. What is common between Imelda Park and Himyangan?
Answer: An Himyangan rhymes with Himlayang… Imelda Park is close to Monalisa Hospital… they just lie there and they die there…
5. Difference between city and province?
Answer: An city nawawara an in come han cidula and province and calamity fund?
6. Ano an pagkaiba buotan nga Patud ngan Patud nga Malabad?
Answer: An buotan na hatag… deri na ngani nahatag malabad na.
7. Ano an pagkaiba han Corruption ngan Lagay?
Answer: Kinahanglan mo maglagay para maging corrupt. Pero deri mo kinahanglan nga maging corrupt para kumarawat hin lagay.
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